Winnie the Pooh's friends, Eeyore and Rabbit, were deep in conversation. "Nobody keeps me Informed", said Eeyore. "I make it seventeen days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.""It certainly isn't seventeen days---""Come Friday," explained Eeyore."And today's Saturday," said Rabbit. "So that would make it eleven days. And I was here myself a week ago.""Not conversing," said Eeyore. "Not first one and then the other. You…
As I eased into consciousness this morning, a lovely plate of plastic corn and plastic chicken appeared at my elbow. It was served by my four-year old nephew, wearing football pjs and a smile that nearly split his face. He demonstrated that the chicken needed to be eaten with both hands, because when you eat it that way, you can turn it to see the…
Snoopy is hunched over his typewriter. He starts: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! Lucy, observing, reproves him: Isn't there enough violence in the world today? Can't you write about something nice? Snoopy ponders that, and tries again: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a kiss rang out! Love, that many-splendored thing, expresses itself in both words…